You Know You Flunked Sex Education If...
YOU KNOW YOU FLUNKED SEX EDUCATION IF YOU THINK...
A clitoris is a type of flower.
A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
"Spread eagle" is an extinct bird.
Vagina is a medical term used to describe a heart attack.
A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
A G-string is part of a fiddle.
Semen is a term for sailors.
Testicles are found on an octopus.
Asphalt describes rectal problems.
KOTEX is a radio station in Houston.
Masturbate is a lure used to catch large fish.
Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
A condom is a large apartment complex.
An orgasm is a musician who accompanies a church choir.
A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
An erection is when Japanese people vote.
A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
Sodomy is a special variety of fast growing grass.
Pornography is the business of making records.
Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
Douche is the French word for "two."