You Know You Flunked Sex Education If...


YOU KNOW YOU FLUNKED SEX EDUCATION IF YOU THINK...





A clitoris is a type of flower.

 A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.

 "Spread eagle" is an extinct bird.  

Vagina is a medical term used to describe a heart attack.

 A menstrual cycle has three wheels.

 A G-string is part of a fiddle.

 Semen is a term for sailors.

  Testicles are found on an octopus.

 Asphalt describes rectal problems.

 KOTEX is a radio station in Houston.

 Masturbate is a lure used to catch large fish.

 Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.

 An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.

 A condom is a large apartment complex.

 An orgasm is a musician who accompanies a church choir.

 A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.

 A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.

 An erection is when Japanese people vote.

 A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.

 Sodomy is a special variety of fast growing grass.

 Pornography is the business of making records.

 Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.

 Douche is the French word for "two."