AHHH...Those Wise Orientals!



Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.

Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.

Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.

Passionate kiss like spider web - lead to undoing of fly.

Man with holes in pockets, feels cocky all day.

Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

Virginity like balloon - one prick, all gone.

Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.

Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.

Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.

Man with penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.

Man who go to bed with question of sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.

Nice for boy to meet girl in park, but nicer for boy to park meat in girl.

Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind.

No difference between man and mouse - both end up in pussy.

Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk.

Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!

If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people.

Man with athletic fingers make Broad Jump!

House without toilet is uncanny.

Many men smoke but Fu Manchu.

He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.

While others are inside sitting down, you will be outstanding.

Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!

Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!

It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed.

Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary.

Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow.

Man that have sex with hole in ground have piece on earth.

Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have offspring next spring.

Woman with bleached blonde hair have black hair by cracky.

Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money.

Wife for life is better than wife for strife.

Those who quote me are fools.

Baseball wrong . . . man with four balls cannot walk!

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

Show off always shown up in showdown.

Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock.

Man with no legs bums around.

Man who pull out too fast leave rubber.

Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard.

A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

Find old man in dark, not hard!

Man who smoke pot choke on handle.

Ok for shit to happen . . . will decompose.

When in doubt, whip it out.

A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!

War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left.

Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

Girl who marry detective must kiss dick.

Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.

Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit.

Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

Confuscious say too God damn much!